One evening before bed, i asked my darling hubby to help me wrap up some last minute chores.
Me: "Honey will you please put the clothes from the washer in the dryer for me?"
Darling Husband: "Ok, do you want me to turn the dryer on?"
Me: (Rolling eyes) wishing i could have said : "No my dear, i want you to leave the wet clothes in the dryer to mildew overnight." What was really said, "Yes."
During a potty training episode:
Me: "Honey, will you please go take the toddler to the potty?"
Darling Husband: Yelling from the bathroom " honey, what are we doing with the pee!?"
Me: (Rolling eyes) "Flush it, unless you want to save it for the baby book."
3 hours ago