Yesterday I was at a baby shower for a friend and I was sans-baby. I had left our girl at home with the Husband. I called after a while to check in and I could tell that they were in the car. I asked, "where are you guys?" "We're in Pennsylvania"
Mind you, we do live not too far from the border, and in all fairness I was in New York for the day, but still.
"Are you looking for Chick-Fil-A?"
Yes, he had taken my child across state lines to find fast food.
3 hours ago