Thursday, August 27, 2009

BAD DRIVING.....101

They say women are bad drivers.....how many of you ladies have ever white knuckled your way through an evening out with the husband......
Close your eyes much when he's behind the wheel...??
Well, I was in the car one day with the "Boss" driving up to the outlet mall on Hwy 400....
A two lane highway where the speed limit is 65 but with a few traffic lights thrown in just to keep you on your toes....
In the fast lane going a high rate of speed behind a V.W. we started to approach one of the traffic lights....
The light turns yellow as we get near....
Then "Death" spoke from the drivers side of the car....
"I'm sick of stopping at all these damn lights.....I'm going thru it "......
All well and good but the women in the V.W. had other plans.....
She wasn't going thru it...she had plans to stop....
While I'm yelling....."She's Going to Stop!!!!!"
He managed to manuever the SSR into the right lane.....and might I add that he didn't have time to see if anyone was in that lane.....
Luckily there wasn't and....
Luckily even at the ripe old age of 60 the Boss hasn't lost his lightning fast reflex's....
on the other hand is patience is dwindling....

1 comment:

  1. LBeau does get mad at traffic, but usually we're stuck behind the slow moving cars until I speak up and tell him to move over. That's why I live life in the slow lane.

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