HUSBANDS WITH FAULTY MEMORIES......

This morning this is what showed up on my doorstep......beautiful flowers....... Later on in the day the mailman......delivered these little Halloween Goodies.....

Included were 2 Halloween/Anniversary Cards......

From the Daughter.......

No point in getting married on a major holiday when the day comes and the husband says when he sees the flowers being delivered......

"Oh.....is today Halloween?"..........

Thanks daughter!

Here are a couple of great contributions from Cheri:























A Head for Numbers:

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, 


'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'

Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!

Where The Wild Things Are

Where are the Wild Things?

They should make a new children's story.

The Wild Thing is in the guestroom, watching football on tv. He's the Husband (or aka "Dad", to the little ones) and this is what happens when he doesn't shave (or shower) on a Saturday.

Things That Go Boom.

Not too long ago I was in a car accident. I was at a red light, waiting to make a right hand turn and a car hit me from behind.

Both my Husband and my Dad asked: "Did you see them coming?"

I think this serves to demonstrate that men and women operate automobiles very, very differently. How often do you find yourself sitting at a red light, waiting to make a right turn, looking in your rearview mirror to see whether someone is going to come up from behind and hit you?

It's just like how men won't sit with their back to a door!

Boo!

Stupid Thing # 2046:


Is it just me, or does your Husband also have the keen ability to sniff out whatever Halloween candy that you've bought (and hidden) and then eat it all well before Halloween?



Hello, I bought it to give away to *kids*!!!

(image courtesy of Hersheys.com)

Go Buckeyes!

Cheri says:

A friend sent this to me and I thought it was too funny not to share.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '